15% off
AUGUST 2025 - Be The Monster Mens Tank
15% off for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
We have spent decades chasing an unachievable. We have spent decades playing to the "Moderate"
No matter what tactic we use, we are going to be painted as monsters for the crime of wanting:
- Equity
- Human Rights
- Basic Needs Met
- Higher Wages
- Higher Quality of Education
- Less Suffering
- Better Health and Outcomes
They paint us with a broad brush as "Communist" and "Socialist" and whatever pavlovian trigger word they've been programmed to respond to, and to that we say...
If theyre going to call you a monster no matter what you do... be the monster.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
- Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.5 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheCrowletariat
- Email: contact@support.thecrowletariat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
AUGUST 2025 - Be The Monster Mens Tank Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|