AUGUST 2025 - Be The Monster Hoodie

Name: AUGUST 2025 - Be The Monster Hoodie
Brand: TheCrowletariat
Price: 72.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$72.00

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We have spent decades chasing an unachievable. We have spent decades playing to the "Moderate"

No matter what tactic we use, we are going to be painted as monsters for the crime of wanting:

Equity
Human Rights
Basic Needs Met
Higher Wages
Higher Quality of Education
Less Suffering
Better Health and Outcomes

They paint us with a broad brush as "Communist" and "Socialist" and whatever pavlovian trigger word they've been programmed to respond to, and to that we say...

If theyre going to call you a monster no matter what you do... be the monster.

Select Color: Black

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2XL

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80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
Midweight fabric (8.5 oz)
Regular fit
Unisex sizing

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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AUGUST 2025 - Be The Monster Hoodie Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	20	34 ¹/₂
M	29	22	35 ¹/₂
L	30	24	36 ¹/₂
XL	31	26	37 ¹/₂
2XL	32	27	38 ¹/₂

Suppliers provide the measurements. There can be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

Helpful hint: For a practical comparison, take measurements of an item you own at home and use it as a reference against the dimensions listed in this size guide.

A Length

Start the measuring tape at the collar’s base at the garment's top (high point shoulder) and extend it to the item's bottom.

B Width

Begin measuring at one side of the chest and extend the measuring tape across to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Position the measuring tape at the back center of the collar, move it along the sleeve’s top seam. At the shoulder, ensure the tape is secure, and then continue down to the sleeve’s end.